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man you can get likes by posting any sort of hastily thrown together garbage, huh

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we'll know which of you haven't gotten the vaccine. you can't hide it.

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y'all got some work to do
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RT @dril_gpt2
looking forward to the day when all my followers are female
twitter.com/dril_gpt2/status/1

may 24 2020 kiwi to 2021 kiwi: I'm loving this feeling of global unity! there are anti-lockdown people of course, but mostly everyone is in this together, caring about each other, working together to fight this virus! so much love and unity all around!

2021 kiwi:

2021 kiwi: lol

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2021 kiwi to 2019 kiwi: hey you know those "idk what I'm doing next year, I don't have 2020 hindsight" jokes you've been making for the past 5 years? they're about to get even funnier
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RT @__justplaying
2021 alice to 2019 alice: so you see in a year and change there will be this global pandemic and then people will develop strong brand preferences towards certain vaccines

2019 alice:
twitter.com/__justplaying/stat

shit fuck FUCK I'm still holding GME I keep forgetting to sell god DAMNIT

my god I can only hope to have kids half as based as these
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RT @CruzKayne
my kids figured out the password to my wife's computer and have been sending me these texts as if they were from her
twitter.com/CruzKayne/status/1

remind me never to introduce my mom to new TV shows, she just texted me upset that I haven't gotten back to her in days and said "<MY_NAME>, what the fork!?!?"

RT @bdequeen
@tokyocyb0rg reminds me of the best comic i've ever seen (i'm sorry i don't know the artist)

RT @eevee
thinking about "cracking down on adult content harms queer communities the most"

there's rarely an explanation attached, and if there is, it's something that sounds like it could be solved, like that transition discussion or the word "lesbian" are mislabeled as porn

well,

and it contains proven preservatives, deep-penetration agents, and gas- and odor-control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

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• adjustable aluminum head positioner
• slaughter electric needle injector
• cordless electric needle injector
• injector needle driver
• injector needle gun
• cranial caps

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• 2 cups rhubarb, sliced
• 2/3 cups granulated rhubarb
• 1 tbsp all-purpose rhubarb
• 1 tsp grated orange rhubarb
• 3 tbsp rhubarb, on fire
• 1 large rhubarb
• 1 cross borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
• 2 tbsp rhubarb juice

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