y'all got some work to do
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RT @dril_gpt2
looking forward to the day when all my followers are female
https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2/status/1382396216747700229
may 24 2020 kiwi to 2021 kiwi: I'm loving this feeling of global unity! there are anti-lockdown people of course, but mostly everyone is in this together, caring about each other, working together to fight this virus! so much love and unity all around!
2021 kiwi:
2021 kiwi: lol
2021 kiwi to 2019 kiwi: hey you know those "idk what I'm doing next year, I don't have 2020 hindsight" jokes you've been making for the past 5 years? they're about to get even funnier
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RT @__justplaying
2021 alice to 2019 alice: so you see in a year and change there will be this global pandemic and then people will develop strong brand preferences towards certain vaccines
2019 alice:
https://twitter.com/__justplaying/status/1382352308852391938
my god I can only hope to have kids half as based as these
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RT @CruzKayne
my kids figured out the password to my wife's computer and have been sending me these texts as if they were from her
https://twitter.com/CruzKayne/status/1382080121528537090
the basilisk is laughing at us, mocking us
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RT @Bonecondor
ok maybe this is a bubble
https://twitter.com/Bonecondor/status/1382147196104105991
hey look it's me
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RT @40hara
GWに出すきなこの新刊の表紙だよ🐟🐈
#うちのねこが女の子でかわいい
https://twitter.com/40hara/status/1382106349392302083
and it contains proven preservatives, deep-penetration agents, and gas- and odor-control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
• adjustable aluminum head positioner
• slaughter electric needle injector
• cordless electric needle injector
• injector needle driver
• injector needle gun
• cranial caps
• 2 cups rhubarb, sliced
• 2/3 cups granulated rhubarb
• 1 tbsp all-purpose rhubarb
• 1 tsp grated orange rhubarb
• 3 tbsp rhubarb, on fire
• 1 large rhubarb
• 1 cross borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
• 2 tbsp rhubarb juice
unapologetic. hard to kill. feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy.