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RT @flybottlemist
I recant this tweet Twitter is a dirty place

RT @flybottlemist
birdsite is one of the most positive online experiences I've had and when ppl talk about how much it sucks I'm like bro, no, u suk, u make yr bird reality bro its a fkin mirror ur full of toxic shit seek help

1) were you raised religious / was your family religious* when you were growing up?
2) are you, or is one of your parents, a soviet jew?

* even if it was in name only, even if they only paid lip service & never attended church or w/e. take "religious" to mean "non-atheist" here

awwww yeah, voluntary WFH extended through mid-October 😎

in those few moments, I had flashbacks to back when I was job hunting and seeing UK job listings with desired gender(s) included in the title

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staring at a coworker's calendar where 1:1 meetings are labeled (m), (w), (bw) and at first I was like "😳 man..? woman..? black woman...!??!!??" until it fucking hit me that it's the frequency of the 1:1, i.e. "monthly", "weekly", "biweekly", etc

so yeah I'm a bit of a dumbass

RT @pareinoia
what would you rather spend $5k on?
(or, what would you rather your partner spent $5k on?)

RT @pareinoia
what would you rather spend $5k on?
(or, what would you rather your partner spent $5k on?)

gonna start growing out my side shave & undercut & so I apologize in advance for my short temper over the next several months

if you answered OnlyFans 100% seriously rather than for the lulz, could you share your reasoning? I'm genuinely curious

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what would you rather spend $5k on?
(or, what would you rather your partner spent $5k on?)

you just copy everything we do

if I wasn't me, I'd copy me, too

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