oh wizened tortle 🐢 @tortle@schelling.pt

idk if it's twitter or my bad, but i missed a bunch of twitter notifications and am catching up!

edge's auto-complete knows me so well

just a normal day having a normal, not extremely complicated and thoroughly-considered, conversation with my friend

impressed by their previous work, i'm hiring the japanese government to create a Cool Tortle Movement Promotion Council

Gobs has asked for it so it means you all have to do it
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RT @goblinodds
i still want to see more crushpoasting on main >:[
https://twitter.com/goblinodds/status/1643369841489850372

Thanks everyone for making sure I made the healthy choice
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RT @ohwizenedtortle
Not eating all day until dinner so I can look/feel hot at my farewell party
https://twitter.com/ohwizenedtortle/status/1643372527908167681

damn why isn't australia's financial regulations told through indigenous peoples' myths

Moving is now banned everyone and everything must now stay in the same location until we figure out what the fuck is going on

these two were rehearsing the dance moves from Naatu Naatu but had to take a moment to hype themselves up about the film. The woman may look uncomfortable, but it's just because her body is so exhausted from the incredibly powerful hook step dance (5/5)

this girl is also talking about RRR (4/5)

in fact everyone's talking about RRR, even this guy (3/5)

i hate it when i'm in the bathroom and my neighbour starts talking about RRR, because it interrupts my convo, which is also about RRR. (2/5)

PSA: Is your child watching RRR? (1/5)

this is now an RRR stan account, sorry y'all

if you see this tweet, quote it with 4 pics that expose your taste in men

(it's just NTR Jr and Ram from RRR)
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RT @rachelclif
if you see this tweet, quote it with 4 pics that expose your taste in men https://twitter.com/richard_vixen/status/1641557229177282565 https://t.co/bCv1mTikDo
https://twitter.com/rachelclif/status/1641919633824292864

yet another reason i should be an in-demand partner: i am compatible with the many big-spoon-eaters (it is wasteful to have multiple spoon sizes in the same house), but I am a rarer little-spoon-in-a-cuddle enjoyer
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RT @panchromaticity
do you prefer to eat with big spoons or little spoons? || do you prefer to be the big spoon or the little spoon? (cuddle-wise)
https://twitter.com/panchromaticity/status/1641349383777296385

My psychologist asked me what an ideal parent would say to me and this is what I said 😭
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RT @mealreplacer
She spittin facts fr
https://twitter.com/mealreplacer/status/1641697232960335877

from the movie RRR (2/2)