oh wizened tortle 🐢 @tortle@schelling.pt

I can access bluesky on my phone using desktop mode? Lfgggggg! 🥳
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RT @ohwizenedtortle
Can someone ELI5 why bluesky's Web app doesn't/couldn't work on mobiles even when they're in desktop mode? I know VERY basic React but am not very familiar with app dev.
https://twitter.com/ohwizenedtortle/status/1646330544790339585

I didn't look too hard (and sorry blurry pic) but they don't seem too different in contents but weirdly they AREN'T exactly the same?

Oh thank God for this pharmacy labelling these clearly. I've been so worried about taking lady shakes for so long.

I stg if one more friend tells me they're into bouldering...

OK let's try this as a poll! (next tweet for poll).
You, a woman, meet a man. He seems cool and you're maybe interested in each other. You talk and it turns out he owns seven large (say, head-to-chest-sized) plushies.
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RT @ohwizenedtortle
Is men having soft toys and talking to them like this unattractive/make you uncomfortable? Asking um for a friend.
https://twitter.com/ohwizenedtortle/status/1646317888587051008

Let's do a poll (see next tweet)
You, a girl, meet a guy and you're maybe interested in each other. It comes out in conversation that he has seven large (say, head-to-chest sized) plushies.
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RT @ohwizenedtortle
Is men having soft toys and talking to them like this unattractive/make you uncomfortable? Asking um for a friend.
https://twitter.com/ohwizenedtortle/status/1646317888587051008

Is men having soft toys and talking to them like this unattractive/make you uncomfortable? Asking um for a friend.

if you see this, share a pic of a song that captures your current vibe
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RT @rachelclif
if you see this, share a pic of a song that captures your current vibe https://t.co/rDD89Z7GU1
https://twitter.com/rachelclif/status/1645940838948536320

But that's ok, because the point isn't the arriving, it's the going. I think it's about living a life which feels meaningful, and WANTING to do unpleasant things because they feel meaningful to you. So your values don't need to be constant.

In Legend of Zelda there's no one quest line for you to do. It's an open world you're encouraged to explore. You'll see something in the distance and think "ooh I want to go there" and start heading in that direction, but on the way you might see something else and change quests.

dw i cleared it up
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RT @ohwizenedtortle
PSA: Some of your friends may NOT be terminally online. Look out for the warning signs of someone who might be considering engaging in the world. https://t.co/yA9eFL76c6
https://twitter.com/ohwizenedtortle/status/1645397316776644608

PSA: Some of your friends may NOT be terminally online. Look out for the warning signs of someone who might be considering engaging in the world.

i am now on bluesky. please do not ask me what it cost me🫥.

add me!! 🟦🌃
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RT @ohwizenedtortle
To be clear, there's nothing I won't do for a bluesky referral code. I will lower myself before you and bring shame to the next seven generations of my line. DMs are open.
https://twitter.com/ohwizenedtortle/status/1645220617581662208

Excited to find out how wrong she is

me and who (i am the turtle, i do not mind your spikes 💗)

It's official, all the glamourous couples (me, Taylor and Joe, my recently single twitter mutuals) are breaking up.
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RT @inquirerdotnet
JUST IN: Taylor Swift has reportedly broken up with her boyfriend Joe Alwyn after six years of dating, Entertainment Tonight reports. | 📷: Swift, Alwyn/Instagram
https://twitter.com/inquirerdotnet/status/1644846725260251137