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carry a big stick and don't be afraid to use it

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@graf @matty @MelGibsonafter4Beers @shitpisscum @Nudhul


Stop renaming side-bitches.
Years of cheating on your wife and no real world application.
Want to fuck someone else as a laugh? We had a word for that it's called a mistress.
"It's my polyversary!" "Polycule therapy." "Two 3's equals a 6." Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged.
Look at what women have been demanding you RESPECT for all this time: (These are real relationships with real women!)
??? ??????? ?????????????
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There are new SI prefixes that would be cool enby names.
Ronna (1027), ronto (10-27), quetta (1030), and quecto (10-30).

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Someone get the ten-foot pole, I need to not touch someone with it
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@Gargron If you replace publish with toot I will immediately support your patreon for ever

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@FeelsMcReals @pee_zombie @WomanCorn
* @cafkafk trans left politics functional programming yada yada
* @georgia occultism and vriska
* @vriska occultism and georgia (the fedi power couple)
* @a_lizard@mastodon.social will insult you, and then go back to sunbathing
* @Nigma I followed this account and I only remember positive vibes but nothing particular, probably antimemetic
* @niconiconi the pfp is an anime girl holding a copy of K&R, what you get is pretty much what you'd expect

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@FeelsMcReals @pee_zombie @WomanCorn
* @why "pants removed successfully"
* @changeling also good vibes
* @Sandra slow computing & art & changing your mind
* @meeper will curse about software. also devanagari things i don't understand ➕
* @theblockchainsocialist is unfairly disliked by so many people!
* @augustus rightwing esotericism and things about us politics i don't care about
* @pseudoriemann imagine a stereotypical austrian physicist. you can't? well, that's a you problem i guess.

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@FeelsMcReals @pee_zombie @WomanCorn
* @nyx haunted into a comfy armchair, not snacking a maple syrup cat
* @p 9front and often *long* posts about software.
* @lunarised cumposter extraordinaire
* @galena identity-ideology-jenga champion of 2021
* @aoife who wields the bible gun
* @kaia who is one of the ~three dozen german leftist software transwomen
* @Eris@kiwifarms.cc the salt of the earth
* @eris@merveilles.town the cooler eris
* @eris@disqordia.space yes there's *a lot of erises* around here
* @Arcana many posting, not so much anymor

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@FeelsMcReals @pee_zombie @WomanCorn

In particular, I follow accounts who lean towards

* text content over other types of content
* doing little boosting
* schizo as opposed to normie and
* shitposting as opposed to seriousposting

but those are mostly heuristics

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Okay @FeelsMcReals @pee_zombie @WomanCorn

[took out refusal.biz]

here's the updated niplav's favorites follows list

in no particular order

* @schratze shitposter linguist
* @lydia horrible weeb, chaotic neutral
* @sophon stereotypical rationalist from a nearby counterfactual world, really interested in AI alignment.
* @genmaicha saidposting sadposting
* @rune deadpan danish gang
* @Yujiri individualist politics, software, great website yujiri.xyz/
* @flancian only positive vibes

"And you're sure you're not a crow?"
"Of caws not."

accounts who understand the yoneda lemma must now put よ into their display name, not just their bio

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Oh, I'm sorry, I mistook you for someone else with the same anime character as their profile picture.

You might think that Society is tracking the development of attention spans

Not so

the childish joy I get out of long streaks of filtered posts is too good

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the dinotopia guy is here stop the fUCKING presses

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i’m dating a eugenicist but I don’t want our children to inherit her awful beliefs. what should I do?

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#Lojban musing 

While I'm sharing, one of my favorite things in Lojban is that {zasti} "to exist" has explicitly "by a certain metaphysic" that usually you don't state but you'll always know it's there.

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