writing malware that will infect a Kindle and replace all the books with ads for mexican beer. that's right, a novel corona virus

@moultano @pee_zombie works only insofar as you've got either sufficient grid-scale storage, or else a comprehensive grid overhaul to make intermittent demand practical

@moultano well, for the whole "communication" thing to work, the representation at least needs to be standardized

idk if there's a *better* entity to be doing that than the Unicode Consortium

@moultano while granting it's not implausible on the scientific level

this "record cold snaps caused by global warming" sort of talking point is one of the reasons the whole thing smells funny to outside observers

Using #vim is easy once you learn a few basic keybindings.

h and l - move left and right
j and k - move down and up
η and λ - move backwards and forwards through time
ξ and κ - translation through additional temporal dimension (if applicable)
ᚻ, ᛄ, ᚳ and ᛚ - moving left, down, up, and right through celestial spheres
𐤄 and 𐤋 - switch deity to pantheon member to left or right
𐤉 - supplicate to chosen deity
𐤊 - challenge chosen deity (dangerous)
:q - exit

@moultano @matthewgraybosch@mastodon.world if the idealists working on email had had any positive effect, I would expect that e.g. Apple's default email client would not be causing people to miss vital connections by spam-filtering the replies to their messages

@moultano @matthewgraybosch@mastodon.world tbh I pretty strongly suspect that the big players actively sabotaged email so as to force people onto their proprietary platforms instead, using spam as an excuse

the combination of intransigence and technical incompetence militates against any good-faith interpretation

@moultano Urbit has a pretty plausible story for anti-spam -- scarce, thus valuable, addresses which can easily be blacklisted (while being distributed in a decentralized manner to avoid gatekeeping)

of course, the downside is that it's Urbit

@moultano my guess is that the CA-compliant maximum dose is very conservative, so for numbers within one or two fold of them I tentatively doubt it's a huge problem

okay, so there's moa.party for duplicating your posts between Twitter and Mastodon

is there any easy way to view your timeline across both in one interface

the reason I tend to just default to mass-market mainstream solutions for stuff like this is that every alternative has all this stupid jank that I have to devote cycles to figuring out

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okay

so apparently the Mastodon web interface has absolutely no way to access the search box if you're in narrow-screen mode, as e.g. a tablet in vertical orientation

and, in fact, no hint that a search box even exists

Tired: Make wubsite fast with CDN, thousands of locations, every major city

Wired: Make wubsite fast with delete stupid js you don't need

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