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[i'm walking over to a big cauldron labeled "anime" while carrying a vial labeled "well adjusted creators who have normal relationships with women"]

oh shit ah fuck!

[i trip and accidentally knock an entire rack of vials labeled "unbearable creepy lewdness" into the cauldron]

oh god oh fuck! oh no!!

My present Recaptcha policy:

Request audio.

Respond "Fuck you Google"

Repeat until access granted, or the joy fades.

Bonus: All audio AI parsing tends to "Fuck you Google".

sometimes when people say "can we normalize X" what they really mean is "I feel insecure choosing X for myself unless everyone else does so too"

but like, that's your problem, not everyone else's

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"how could you willing enter such a toxic community, they could say absolutely anything with barely any moderation!?!"

After talking to our PR people we'll be renaming the fediverse do statesrightsverse

get ready for an uptick in the "if you've got nothing to hide, you've got nothing to fear" argument, and the stigmatization of decentralized & privacy-forward tech

why don't you just use Twitter and Facebook, huh? are you a racist Nazi pedophile?

Don't Bully! #antibullyranger

Look at this bird. Look how well he fits into that tree. Wow.

A mishmash:

Speech probably should be guaranteed at the protocol level.

big tech are either neutral publishing platforms that are insulated from the legal consequences of the speech of its users or they are 'editorializers' that bear the responsibility for what is said by users and users don't really own their own words. Can't have both.