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3) there's honestly just SUCH an enjoyable energy & tension from mutually choosing to get along w/ someone when you both hate the other's opinions. when you both think the other has dogshit takes but love their company. idk how to explain it. also hatefucking is just so much FUN

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2) depravity — he probably doesn't Respect Women©®™ much, so probably more down to do disrespectful things to me in bed, AND probably more likely to actually get off on them rather than doing them just for my sake (big meh). & probably into weird shit, which makes me feel better

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so this was mostly a rhetorical question / shitpoast but I've got Theories

1) shared culture — it's not just any dude with opinions I consider trash, it's specifically the terminally online ones. aka he was probably a /b/tard like me growing up, and we speak the same language.

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and I can sense it. before I even hear their opinions. I'm like yeah this guy's gonna open his mouth and say something that makes my soul die a little inside. and he is of at least average levels of attractiveness. therefore I want him

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it's like. are you at least moderately attractive? do you have absolutely garbage opinions? take me now

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why am I drawn to dudes who I want to (or sense that I will eventually want to) punch in the face

also I've been indoors all day, and I have a very powerful bug zapper here

but when they want my sweet sweet blood, they'll stop at nothing to get it 💉

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just got my first mosquito bite of the year. happy official start of summer, everyone! 🌞

RT @aNglet0n_g1RL
um, YIKES? dude are you PICKING YOUR NOSE AND EATING IT?? that's gross dude. my mom told me not to do that when i was 5 and i'm a servile animal that does what authority figures tell me to do. good for your immune system? perfectly natural? sounds like some conspiracy theory LMAO

my Facebook memories for the past week have been nothing but ACNH memes

remember how mad people used to get about time traveling? yeesh

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uh oh. starting to feel nostalgic for this time last year. things were awful but also there was a sense of peace in huddling at home, and camaraderie. the Tiger King, ACNH, and bread-baking arc of quarantine.

I know the racism argument, but "they just want to take away something Black people like" feels a bit weak to me, since I doubt they'd want to slash profits to do so. perhaps there's another racism angle, but I'm not convinced by that specific one

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what's the ulterior motive (if any) to banning menthol cigarettes? I get the vaping ban, since it encroaches on cigarette sales. but menthols? is it really *just* about public health?

RT @sympathetic_opp
my kid's daycare was feeding them mott's applesauce with bailey's to keep em quiet thru naptime. when i complained, the teacher was like "what's wrong with applesauce?"

hello, based department?
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RT @SamBraslow
One protester tries handing out cards to the middle school students as they leave school. One girl tells them to “kill yourselves.”
twitter.com/SamBraslow/status/

RT @sadalsvvd
THIS WEEKEND, May 8th at 12 PM CST, we'll be doing our first episode of ASTROPILLED - short, fun astrology readings over Twitter Spaces with our first featured guest, none other @pareinoia!

@maybegray and I will be doing the readings! mark your calendars and your hearts!!

RT @WeftOfSoul
Smolplay is when you see your gf all tucked in bed with just her head peeking out all :3 and you go awwww my gf is just a small head on a pillow, oh there's nothing she can do if I give her a 100 kisses all over her face because it's just a head, she's just a head

if it's not a combination of indigo + hot pink + orange just don't bother replying, thanks

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